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This newspaper is a time machine, locked in around the time of two World Wars, one World Cup and a lost age when it was permissible to poke fun at Germans.
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Allan Hall's Germany
28. 06. 11 - 15:15
Outrage at concentration camp entrance fee
A ONE euro charge to visit a notorious concentration camp in Germany where thousands of Nazi opponents died has incensed survivors and the country's Jewish organisations.
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Crisis of crapitalism
A POLITICIAN for Germany's hardline Left Party is at the centre of a humiliating police probe for being a serial loo-roll stealer. ... -
Eichmann Begged to come back to Germany
HOLOCAUST mastermind Adolf Eichmann wrote to Germany first postwar chancellor from his hiding place in Argentina asking for permission to return to hi ... -
Don't let's be beastly to the Germans!
BERLIN‘S neighbours in Europe are horrified by a new proposal to create a “Commemoration Day“ to honour millions of Germans driven out from Nazi-occup ... -
Don't feel sorry for the Germans
GERMANS are longing for a return to the days of the mighty deutschmark as the euro totters on the precipice and threatens to drag the whole EU project ... -
Eyes to the right - nose in the trough
THE news that German MPs are excellent moneygrubbers - just like their British counterparts - should come as no surprise. Show a politician a trough ... -
All creatures great and small
Is it something in the German way that sees death of animals as the ultimate solution to tricky situations? ... -
Artful dodgers
SO Germany is in the business once more of receiving stolen goods. ...
GRIN AND BEAR IT - Brown Bears At The Dentist
With toothache in choppers this size, these brown bears at a German wildlife park had every right to be a bit grizzly.
FORK THAT - Worker turns Fork Lift Into Jousting Lance
German police are investigating after a hyper market worker turned his forklift truck into a jousting device and attempted to spear a fellow worker after a row.
DIRTY THIRTY - Fake Euro Note Warning By Cops
A German corner shop owner saw some of his profits go up in smoke after he accepted payment for a pack of cigarettes with this non-existent 30 Euro note.
MURDER MYSTERY: Did Killer Confess in Novel?
Fugitive Norbert Wieland, 66, has been on the run since his girlfriend Bettina Polzer's body was found at her apartment in Furstenfeldbruck, Germany.
WHITE BLAM MAN - Brit Cheats Death By Seconds in Crane Smash
A British white van man cheated death by seconds in Germany when a falling 130 crane arm cut his truck in half.
UNTRUCKY BREAK: Thief Facing Justice
This smug looking truck thief will soon be facing justice - after speed cameras caught him fleeing the scene in Sarstedt, Germany.
NAZI SHOCK: Death Camp Victims Buried Beside SS Officers
Nazi death camp victims were secretly buried beside SS officers at a German World War II cemetery, outraged historians have revealed.
PICNIC BASKET BABY MURDERED - Baby abandoned in River Danube
A mother whose newborn baby boy was found dead in a picnic hamper with his throat cut is being quizzed by police in Regensburg, Germany.
WE ARE NOT EMU-SED - 7 Police Cars Chase Emu
Heavy handed cops gunned down a six foot tall emu after it escaped from an enclosure in Heimfeld, Germany.
BUNNY SPOILER: Bieber Playmate Demoted
A Playboy bunny girl who met teen sensation Justin Beiber privately at a hotel after a show has been disciplined by bosses in Cologne, Germany.
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