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By Emiliano Albensi
Germans have been told not to wear Bermuda shorts or Lederhosen when
heading
off to enjoy their summer vacation.
The German institute for mens'
fashion (DIH) said German men should remember they are ambassadors for their
country when abroad, and it warned too many were slipping into shoddy
behaviour and ending up looking like the pot-bellied caricatures they are
often portrayed as.
Originally Lederhosen - which are seen as a trademark of the Alpine
people -
date back to the 17th century. However it was not until the 19th
century that
the wide spectrum of colours, cuts and length
developed.
Austrian sociologist Roland Girtler said: "In the beginning
Lederhosen were
beyond the means of the normal man. They were actually a
symbol of the refined
man, the hunting gentleman."
He added that for
this reason the hide of the animal was also very valuable
among
poachers.
Over the centuries the robust leathers have been worn by
emperors, noblemen,
hunters, wood-cutters, and farmers.
Numerous myths
and legends surround Lederhosen. For example they are said to
have a positive
influence on the "virility" of the wearer.
Roland Girtler claims that in
days-gone-by Lederhosen possessed a certain
"sex appeal" which had an effect
on the women.
He said: "Young men who were wearing the hide of a deer
they had shot
themselves were very respected by the ladies, and were made
more welcome when
trying to climb through their sweetheart's window. But the
man who had not
shot his leather himself was not made
welcome."
Lederhosen are also good for your love-life. At least that is
according to the
American sex researcher, David Reuben, author of the
best-seller, "Everything
you always wanted to know about sex".
Reuben
puts forward the theory that wearers of the rustic leathers have a
better
love-life, since inside the shorts there is always the correct
temperature,
which is an enormous advantage for the fertility and potency of
the
man.
In recent years the centuries-old item of clothing has become a
fashion item
among the younger generations in Austria and Bavaria - mainly
due to the rise
in popularity of so-called "new folk music" bands, like the
Ausseer Hard
Roasters, and Hubert von Goisern who clothe
their Alpine
thighs in deer and chamois leather.
And every year thousands of
Lederhosen fans converge on the Austrian town of
Windischgarsten to take part
in the International Lederhosen Festival, where
prizes are awarded for "the
furthest travelled pair of Lederhosen", "the most
original Lederhosen"
and
to "Miss Lederhosen" and "the youngest Lederhosen wearer".
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