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Anti-doping authorities are to examine 28 elite athletes treated by a
leading medic from Germany's Olympic training centre said to have used
banned blood treatments as competitors prepare for London 2012.
An investigation by Germany's new National Anti Doping Agency has
revealed that sports physician Andreas Franke may have used banned
performance enhancing 'black light' doping, where some of an athlete's
blood is taken, exposed to ultra-violet rays and then returned.
The technique is understood to have been developed in former Communist
East Germany and used on their elite athletes for years before the
country's reunification.
Franks - based at one of the country's Olympic training hubs in Erfurt -
is said to have links to a number of German Olympic champions alleged
to have used doping methods to win.
Five-time Olympic speed skating gold medallist Claudia Pechstein –
previously suspended amid allegations of doping – as well as former
runner Nils Schumann, who won gold in the 800 metres at the 2000 Sydney
Olympics, have been named by local media.
NADA chairman Andrea Gotzmann said: "Of course we examine every single
case in which prohibited methods may have been used regardless of
whether we’re dealing with young athletes or Olympic champions."
Franke denied any wrong doing saying that his methods were used to
prevent infections and were "not performance enhancing in any way."
German prosecutors have been investigating Franke for nearly a year on suspicion of illegal use of drugs.
Public prosecutor Hannes Grunseisen said: "The defendant is accused of
treating blood from athletes with ultraviolet light before returning it
to the individual’s body. There is a justified suspicion of illegal use
of medical products for doping purposes."
German Herald
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Old Banger
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Scared Stiff
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Dirty Politics
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Ewe Brutes
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Wedding Lift
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Hot Cross Huns
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Wedding Crasher
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Off Their Trolley
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Piggy Back
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