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You Vinehunds

Desperate wine makers have called in military snipers to help wipe out an invasion of wild pigs.

Huge herds of the giants boars have rampaged through southern Germany where the bulk of the country's wine grape are grown.

Now growers have appealed to the army to lead a cull of the beasts.

They say warmer summers and record crops mean the herds have grown massively and are now out of control.

"The problem can no longer be solved with normal methods," said Farmers' and Winegrowers' Federation president, Norbert Schindler.

German Herald

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