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02. 06. 12. - 10:00
A German bride is auctioning off her wedding night to the highest bidder – as long as her husband gets to watch.
The bizarre sex auction is being offered by "NicoleBlow37" - identified in German media as Sandra Meyer, 38.
The woman said it had long been a fantasy of hers to have a threesome on her wedding night and she was delighted that her husband-to-be had agreed.
On the website she writes: "I want another man to make love to me in front of my husband on my wedding night. We will meet in the bar and then move on to the honeymoon suite in the hotel. Once we have made ourselves comfortable my new husband will join us. We will bring a copy of the wedding certificate for that day to the hotel to prove this is my wedding night."
The couple from the German province of North Rhine Westphalia said that the successful applicant needs to be: "Well groomed and considerate. He should also have respect for women, and will be expected to pay for the hotel room honeymoon suite in advance."
Only those who have sent a photograph to the bride in advance are allowed to bid to be with her on her honeymoon night.
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